Friday, April 17, 2009

FYI

Drinking coffee this morning I encountered these fascinating nuggets of information about Ink, Academic Hopeful, and Good Enough Woman. Since I believe everything I read on the internets (and also rely on infomercials to provide me with the latest scientific news— for instance, did you know that chopping vegetables with a knife is exhausting and dangerous to our health? Well it is! You should buy a Chop Wizard!) I figured it’s high time I shared a little information about myself. Item #2 is indeed true, as 90% of my body is composed of Sham Wow! molecules. And please everyone, have your ferret spayed or neutered.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dr. No!
1. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Dr. No.
2. Dr. No has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
3. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Dr. No.
4. Dr. No can sleep with one eye open.
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Dr. No.
6. Without its lining of Dr. No, your stomach would digest itself.
7. Dr. No is the world's largest rodent!
8. Dr. No is actually a mammal, not a fish!
9. Pacman was originally called Dr. Noman!
10. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Dr. No in your ear 700 times.

You too can educate yourself here.

8 comments:

  1. So. Much. Laughing. Can't. Stop. Improperly. Punctuating. Again.

    You're like a superhero who can go without water, sleep with an eye open, and shoot evil influence over your unsuspecting prey. Or would that make you a supervillian? ::insert chin-stroking pondering pose here::

    Oh, hence the name! (Cannot believe how long it took me to "get" that, btw. At first, I just thought you liked Saying No to people.)

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  2. A large rodent? So were you an ROUS in The Princess Bride?

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  3. Just thinking about that poor female ferret....

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  4. Just had to come back and say I can't believe I spelled it "villian."

    Lately, I've been a commentastrophe (in too much of a hurry to proofread). So, to be clear, I do know it's villain. Ooh, now when you have class outside, then you can say that you're chillin' like a villain. That's ice, baby. Or money. I am not sure which is appropriate in this situation...

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  5. Let's see here...

    Ink: Stop pointing out your spelling errors. I never even notice them and then you point them out and then I'm like shit, did I spell anything incorrectly too...and yeah, I'm chillin' like a vill'in and thats ICE, ICE BABY. (dum, dum, dum, da da dumdum...)

    Annieem!

    GEW: ROUS, I don't think they exist (ROUS emerges from under my desk and begins gnawing my leg)

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  6. I can't help pointing them out! It's the Red Pen Syndrome.

    Check out the hook while my dj revolves it.

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  7. Doctor Number?

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