Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Plague(rism)

HI STUDENTS! Welcome to my bloggity- blog! What up peeps?!? Not much happening I just wanted to say howdy. LOL!!!!!! FYI: Your assignments are due Monday! Yeahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! Just got some new Crocs. LUV!!!!! Can’t wait for Gossip GIIIIRRRRLLLLLLSSS!!!!

Notice anything? Obvious isn’t it? It’s NOT at all like “Just for Men, Gel” (No one can tell!). Actually “Just For Men, Gel” users, we can tell. But my point is, when someone starts writing in a manner that is utterly unique from their usual writing style it’s pretty damn obvious. It’s like showing up with a new hair color. It’s noticeable. Have we learned anything students? Don’t fucking plagiarize, and when you get old and grey fellas don’t use “Just For Men, Gel” because I can TELL.

12 comments:

  1. I wish Dr. No was my friend in real life. I need a friend like you at work.

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  2. I feel exposed. TAKE THOSE FUGLY CROCS OFF!

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  3. Since my hair has decided to simply depart my scalp before it turns grey, no need to fear the gel from me.

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  4. I like to show students examples of former students' work to help them: 4 pieces--one excellent; one average; one fail; and one plagiarized. I tell the students they have a free choice on that they wish to emulate and that I imagine most if not all would choose the excellent as their model. However, I tell them, at least 30% of the class will choose to follow the last two categories. Why? I don't know. They never believe me when I say this at the start of the course, but then it always comes true at the end... Shame.

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  5. Arlenna: Darnit that's nice of you to say!
    Gay Prof: No worries, you will always have luxurious flowing hair in my mind.
    J Flood: It is a shame. I feel so used after detecting a plagiarist...
    Everyone: listen to Anonymous! Crocs are EVIL.

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  6. No... they are so comfortable... I don't care that they are fugly. (I don't wear them when teaching though.)

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  7. I'm sorry, I just can't respect a guy who dyes his hair. It's just so obvious.

    Although, a buddy of mine used Just-for-men on his mustache (which was so blond you could hardly see it) and it was AWESOME--in a hilarious/spectacle kind of way.

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  8. Perhaps can it depend on the kind of Crocs? The kind that slither up from the river = scary. The ones that go on your feet = comfy.

    I know, all the Crocs haters out there, like Nina Garcia, have spoken. *But* if you haven't tried the Athens sandals version, you are missing out...they are heavenly for summer.

    Oh, yeah, and plagiarism sucketh. (Sorry, got sidetracked there...)

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  9. I knew I had better keep my croc (they don't deserve the effort of capitalization) comments safely hidden...

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  10. I've just seen an ad for fur lined crocs...god help us!

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  11. Fur lined? Please add "gardening in SNOW" to my list of acceptable croc wearing situations.

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