Thursday, July 8, 2010

NOOOOOOOOOOOO


What the fuck is this nonsense? You need to register for my class but it’s full?

My class. Full.

Shit. Shit. Shit. I have to teach again. What the fuck am I teaching again? Shit. Shit. Shit.

33 comments:

  1. Shhh....if we're quiet they won't realize we're here.

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  2. OK! I mean ok, turn the lights off too...and pass me the flask will ya.

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  3. I feel your pain. It's very hard to come out of the saBATtical cave. I hope you do not perish from the bright lights on the outside.

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  4. sshhh! Here's the bottle. Everybody lay low! Anyone have food?

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  5. Is one full class better economy of scale than 2 half full classes though?

    Hey. Look on the bright side the University can't fire you when your class is fully subscribed, can they?

    -antipodean

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  6. Is it too late to change your course name to something really boring and throw everybody off the track?

    If so, you might try saying something ridiculously offensive and seeing if you can get everyone to drop your class as a boycott.

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  7. Cover your eyes! It's far too dangerous to reenter the teaching zone without proper protection!

    Maybe you could fashion some goggles out of two empty Scotch bottles? That would lessen the tension, anyway...

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  8. *passes the chips to No*

    RUN NO RUN!!!!!!!

    btw, wtf is the pic?
    jc

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  9. I should teach a seminar called "The Most Boring Articles in My Field, 1976 Edition" AND make some scotch goggles...shit, time to put tenure to good use.

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  10. jeez... I *do* need a drink. Scotch goggles would help too.
    jc

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  11. "What the fuck am I teaching again? Shit. Shit. Shit."

    You teach about shit? I would want into that class, too!

    I knew of a fairly famous historian (among historians) at an ivy league who, in his undergraduate classes, would hand out a syllabus that included something like 10 or 12 very large books. That whittled the class down in the first week. Then, in the second week, he handed out the real syllabus, with a much shorter reading list. Perhaps you could adapt that strategy?

    The drinking thing is good, too.

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  12. Shouldn't that clock look a bit more like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock?

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  13. You guys are just too smart for your own good. It's not the clock, but the time.

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  14. THANK YOU Drewski! I was beginning to wonder if anyone was going to notice that...

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