Monday, July 26, 2010

City Council Decree

You realize that your office is in Crazytown right? In fact, you are a pillar of the community. You are sort of the unofficial mayor of Crazytown and perhaps the town cryer and maybe even the town thief. Your office, the one next door, and your labs make Crazytown. Beyond your walls is the city limits where Crazytown ends and the remainder of our Department begins. You are landlocked. You serve no purpose. You have no valuable goods or services with which you can engage in trade with our Department. You have broken all diplomatic ties. You will not be annexed into our Department. We will no longer provide services. We will allow Crazytown to further devolve into lawless chaos. Your town will wither and die. We will then take possession of your land and gentrify the shit out of it.

6 comments:

  1. We just moved Crazytown to another building, isolated from the general population.

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  2. Uh-oh. They just moved my office. What do you think that means?

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  3. I personally love the Crazytown Daily News, published in the form of public facebook status updates.

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  4. Very interesting post. Thank you for sharing. Waiting for your newer post.

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