Thursday, February 19, 2009

Pink Slip

This is the University Bookstore, yes? When did our school colors become pink and pink? It looks like our mascot has undergone a dramatic gender reassignment and went on a meth binge in here…with a bedazzler. Are we now targeting Miss America contestants for recruitment? Since when do I have to have our University name plastered across my ass to show some school spirit? I just want a t-shirt to wear to the game, not a thong, a rhinestone encrusted tank top, nor a cheerleader skirt. Based on these options, it is no wonder our teams suck— we are clearly a bunch of pussies.
Posted by Dr. No

10 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Now I'm wondering if any schools have pink as an official color. Plus, you worked in The Bedazzler, which garners you major bonus points.

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  2. VellumFebruary 20, 2009 at 5:49 AM

    See, and now I'm questioning even more whether you're male or female. Or a really big fan of eddie izzard. Or both. The men's school spirit clothing doesn't have words across the ass (no matter how much some of us would like to see it ;). Yes, yes, I know it doesn't matter, we acheieved that consensus, doctor -- but ever since you asked, I've been wondering!

    p.s. -- the rhinestones on the tanks-tops are one thing, but it's when you get them on the thongs that you really have to worry.

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  3. GayProfFebruary 20, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    I would wear a cheerleader skirt to a campus event.

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  4. Clio BluestockingFebruary 20, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    Just the thought of a rhinestone encrusted tanktop makes me all itchy. Don't get me started on the discomfort a rhinestone thong might cause.

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  5. Dr. NoFebruary 21, 2009 at 7:53 AM

    You all looked great at the game last night. So sparkly!

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  6. Dr. NoFebruary 21, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    Vellum: Oh sorry, you wanted a definitive answer huh? I am not a big fan of Eddie Izzard.

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  7. VellumFebruary 21, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    Really? I'm shocked! Not even "cake or death," or the Jeff Vader bit? :)

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  8. Dr. NoFebruary 21, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    Cake please!

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  9. VellumFebruary 21, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    "I'm afraid we're out of cake. I wasn't expecting quite a run on it."
    "So my choices are "or death"?"
    "Yes."
    "I'll have the chicken."

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    What about pink t-shirts for a world-renowned medical center? Yes, we have such things at our school of medicine bookstore. Nothing screams professionality and "I know what I'm doing" like wearing the name of the hospital across the ass of hot pink sweat pants.

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