Thursday, February 19, 2009
This is the University Bookstore, yes? When did our school colors become pink and pink? It looks like our mascot has undergone a dramatic gender reassignment and went on a meth binge in here…with a bedazzler. Are we now targeting Miss America contestants for recruitment? Since when do I have to have our University name plastered across my ass to show some school spirit? I just want a t-shirt to wear to the game, not a thong, a rhinestone encrusted tank top, nor a cheerleader skirt. Based on these options, it is no wonder our teams suck— we are clearly a bunch of pussies.