Monday, February 23, 2009
Are you fucking kidding me motherfucker? Great manuscript review Dr. Asshole. I am so pleased that you have granted my manuscript your stamp of approval. You have managed to ruin my brief moment of happiness when I saw the word “accepted” with your egocentric ramblings. I really appreciate that your primary point of concern regards my lack of citing YOU. Because, now that I think about it, I DID write that piece and I DID complete all that research for the purpose of highlighting your barely relevant sojourns into the topic. Motherfuck. I gave you a token reference, that’s really all I am willing to do. Did it ever occur to you that IF your publications said anything remotely useful I would have cited them? Did you want me to cite you along the lines of “This topic has received scant attention because various researchers are too lazy to seriously address the issue (e.g., Asshole 1989, 1992a, 1992b, 2006)” is that what you want? I am at the end of my rope here (Asshole & Shinola 2004). Look, I just dedicated this entire post to you (i.e., Asshole 2001: 4). Happy now?