Friday, May 8, 2009

Case Closed

It happened. Please, just do me this favor; turn the volume ALL the way up on your computer. If you are at work, close the door. If you are at home, pour yourself a drink. Done yet? OK, push play. (No stopping or pausing DAMNIT!)



Sincerely,
Associate Professor No

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26 comments:

  1. "Uh-huh!" Totally grooved right at my desk. It makes me think simultaneously of certain 90s pop music (a la Jesus Jones) plus the movie Natural-Born Killers. Interesting combination...

    Is this your new blog theme song? ;)

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  2. Thanks for celebrating with me Ink! It'll be my theme song for the next 24 hours or so (or until the alcohol wears off).

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  3. OK I'm not grownup enough to have an office door...is this inappropriate for the workplace, i.e. offensive? Or is it just I might draw strange looks from my labmates for cackling like a hyena? I do that a lot already so that's no reason to sequester myself for this clip.

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  4. Picture this:

    I'm shaking to the music now--office door OPEN (damn right! and it's Friday so no students to be seen) while the contruction crew is banging away in the attic above my office, I'm blasting them louder....

    No alcohol, alas, just coffee: I have a meeting in 15 minutes...

    Love it: a Monkees vibe with an Acadamnit snark;-)

    Shaking to the music...

    Thanks for a Friday morning treat, Dr. No.

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  5. Congratulations! A welcome bit of rhythm on the last day of classes!

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  6. Congrats Assoc Prof No!!!!!! I'll have bourbon for you tonight!

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  7. Ambivalent: No worries, nothing offensive...go ahead, rock out!

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  8. Ok, I'm just catching that congrats are in order...

    CONGRATS, Dr. No!

    So, will you be drinking only today, or all weekend? Do you need more cheetos to go with that drink?

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  9. ...all weekend sounds good.

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  10. Are we celebrating something? Is your tenure official?! That's my guess. WooHooooooooo! And though I do not swear nearly as well or easily as my swearing role model, Dr. No., may I just say, "Holy Shit! That's fucking awesome! Hot DAMN."

    God damn right, it's a beautiful day.

    Way to go, Dr. No. Way to go.

    P.S. I think I have this Eels album somewhere in the depths of my clutter.

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  11. Nice fucking swear job GEW. Thanks (I'm obviously pretty fucking godamned happy about this shit).

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  12. Congrats! I hope you remembered to put mandatory herkie squad provisions in your contract.

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  13. Yes! Congratulations! I just did a little dance for you and now I feel better about still being the lab on a Friday night - drinking in your honor (and 'cause I need it) will commence when I get home. Everyone else has cleared out so it was safe to rock out with impunity. I almost did a herky too, but thought the better of it - there's no one here to pick me up if I fall and hurt myself (a highly likely scenario).

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  14. Happy Snoopy Dance with a Herky for you!

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  15. Yeah!!!! Dr. No, I'm at an undisclosed location doing herkies for you (my colleagues are too drunk/passed out on the ivies to notice my buffoonery). And when I migrate back home, I'll do some more!

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  16. Congratulations! Your 15 new committee assignments will be in your mailbox Monday morning.

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  17. Aw, crap, I totally missed the Associate Professor part this morning (I thought "Case Closed" meant It IS a goddamn good day). You must have thought wow, Ink is being so blase about the whole thing. How uncool. So let me remedy that...

    [Herky!] [Herky!] [Herky!]
    CONGRATULATIONS, Dr. No!
    A Million Happy Wishes re: your TENURE!
    [Herky!] [Herky!] [Herky!]
    Grand Finale: Drunken karaoke version of "Ain't no mountain high enough"!

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  18. Congrats, dude :) Awesome soundtrack.

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  19. Thanks everybody, I am feeling the herky power.

    (Angry Prof: Can't wait for the new committee assignments...I've relocated my mailbox though, so if you could just put them into that trashcan in the main office that would be great- I'll be sure to pick them up on Monday)

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  20. Yay, Clio--crank up the volume and let's toast Dr. No while we par-tay!

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  21. Look at you! All tenured and stuff.

    Congrats!

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  22. Woo-hoo Dr No! Well done! I turned up the music and felt nice and Merican for a while.

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