Thursday, July 30, 2009

CC: MeMeIgnoreIgnoreUU

You can cc me on that shit all you want, I’m not falling for it. Most of the cc’s seem like a courtesy, sort of a we know you are on sabbatical and just wanted to keep you informed. But those recent ones? You are damn near begging me to step in with needed information (information that is available to ALL of you I might add if you would just pay attention). I am not going to do it. No. Why can’t anyone else keep track of this shit? It’s not difficult people. CC me on that shit all you want. You will get NO response.

15 comments:

  1. Ok, that might be my favorite title of all your posts to date. Hee hee.

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  2. To: Ink
    Cc: Dr. No
    Subject: Pants at Dr. No's place

    Hey Ink,
    You know those seafoam colored velour pants I was wearing at the party we had at Dr. No's place when you were left the keys? Well, that night got kinda crazy and I have no idea what happened to them since I woke up in a tutu in the backyard. I vaguely remember filling them with processed meat products and hiding them in the attic, but it's all kinda fuzzy. Since they were a wedding present, I would really like them back. Did you happen to find them when you were cleaning up?
    -PLS

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  3. To: PLS
    Cc: No and Ink

    I found your pants hanging on the post near the hot tub. Now I know what that mawd-awful smell was - SPAM! I took them to the dry cleaner but they also did some alterations on them (took in the inseam, fixed a button, and raised the cuffs 4 inches - bellbottoms are out dude!). They faded a bit from the processing, more like a light pea green now and the gold stripes are dirty yellow. I dropped them off a while ago, they might be on the back porch where I left them. They were a wedding present, huh? Donny Osmond?
    jc

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  4. To: PLS and Anonymous
    Cc: Dr. No

    So that's what happened to the Spam. Could have used some faux-meat products after we ran out of Cheetos. Hey, did you happen to notice the groovy bedazzled astrological signs on the back pockets of the velour pants? You're welcome.

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  5. To: jc and Ink
    CC: Dr. No

    That reduced inseam is going to be a problem, but I'll check the porch anyway. I'm excited for the beadazzling. I hope you did picese.

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  6. To: Ink; PLS; JC

    Automatic Office Reply: HAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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  7. To: PLS and JC
    CC: Dr. No

    Pisces and a bonus: an outline of the Great Cosmic Cheeto (which, as everyone knows, is on the cusp of Pisces with Frito-Lays rising).

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  8. To: Dr. No
    CC: Dr. No
    Re: Dr. No

    Touche!

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  9. I have missed the boat with this one. I can't compete with SPAM and the bedazzler in one go. That's supreme.

    You must be regarded as bit of a big deal in your Dept, Dr. No. It's your cross. We all have one. Mine is my beauty.

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  10. Mine is my willingness to say yes to every dang project that I should say no to. Oh, and my shoe fashion sense.

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  11. Mine is the ability to pull off wearing those pants, which coincidentally, is why I want them back.

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  12. I want those pants. They would go with the rest of my pre-submission gear.

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  13. PLS, what exactly do you "pull off" with those pants? MY EYEBALLS? I can't even begin to imagine what they look like now with a giant Cheeto dazzling your ass. Teh Horror! jc

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  14. Come on now, as soon as we get those SPAM stains out, they'll be fine. Think of the beadazzling as enhancing their natural charm.

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  15. To: PLS
    Cc: Ink
    You better bring da funk in those threads! Uh, not the funky smell though. I vaguely remember Ink de-panting you and slapping the tutu on you. Not sure if it was your "dancing" or if we needed the pants to stash the Spam. Anywho, your dazzlingly shiny ass will be the talk of the town. This song is for you dude, start practicing your disco. Feel the burn, warm up those buns. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
    jc

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