Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Random Detritus

The city is distributing new trash cans. I got mine today…

For what percent of households is the first thing they put in their new trash can their old trash can?

What are you supposed to do with it?

I’m not going to throw it away but I don’t need it.

And screw those stupid ass ideas about turning it into a compost bin, planter, rain water collector, or whatever the fuck else bored people come up with. It’s a fucking trash can.

…I guess I just have to be trashier.


  1. How can you even throw out a trash can? The fucken sanitation dudes'll just look inside, see no trash, and move on.

    This is just like fucken Zeon's PARADOX!!11!1!11! YOU CAN'T THROW OUT A TRASH CAN!

  2. Holy shit. This situation just got a lot trickier.

  3. LOL. And love the Oscar pic. I always liked him. Very huggable-looking.

  4. Just place it at a random bus stop. It'll get used.

    Maybe the city will empty it, maybe not. Not your problem anymore.

  5. They need to put those garbage cans at EVERY APARTMENT COMPLEX IN TOWN. The trash from the college students moving back to town and moving out is piling into the parking lots and streets. They're baaaack.

    You can make a shop-vac out of a good can. Also cut it in half downward, make 2 *bobsleighs* for snow fun.

  6. We have been trying to recycle our recycling bins for YEARS. Even if we write "These are unused recycling bins, so please take them" or "Unneeded recyling bins -- please recycle" or "For the love of God, will you take these already?????" the pickerupper people leave them.

    They also practice their discus throwing with our garbage can lids, but that's another story.

    So I'm looking forward to seeing what you do with your containers...

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