For what percent of households is the first thing they put in their new trash can their old trash can?
What are you supposed to do with it?
I’m not going to throw it away but I don’t need it.
And screw those stupid ass ideas about turning it into a compost bin, planter, rain water collector, or whatever the fuck else bored people come up with. It’s a fucking trash can.
…I guess I just have to be trashier.