Monday, August 23, 2010

Flux Capacitor Needed

Wow. This is big. This changes everything. Here I am blogging away, ice cubes clincking in the scotch glass, lounging in my casual tweeds, it all seems perfectly normal right? But and this is a big BUT, a giant ass-slap to reality kind of but, it is the year 2015 for me. Yes! I am from the future. Holy crap. Who knew?! I must be wearing future-tweed and drinking extra old scotch! Cool! I can prove it! Just look at my syllabus! Today is obviously Monday, August 24! See! My entire schedule of events (readings, exams, blah,blah, blah) are ALL based on the fact that today is Monday, August 24. That won’t be possible until 2015! Clearly I am living in the future. Thankfully the scotch is fantastic.

15 comments:

  1. Lemme guess. The students didn't show up for the first day of class because the date and day were fucked up on the calendar? amirite?

    I bought a small battery operated clock from Walmart, stoopidly, for 5 bucks in the junk section over by the lawn chairs (you know the stash). The day and date are off on the damn thing. It is indeed reading Monday August 24. Maybe Biff can take care of the mofo for me.
    jc

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  2. So, how does future scotch taste?

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  3. Greetings to Dr. No and jc in 2015.

    Please tell me that Sarah Palin is not the President.

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  4. Yoiks! Look around, and if Palin isn't Prez and the market's recovered, you deserve another drink!

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  5. Ugh. No Palin, market looks good. The scotch has had some extra years to age...fucking delicious.

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  6. Well, I'm glad to hear that casual tweeds are still around in 2015. I hope they are available in perpetuity, frankly.

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