I’ll be far away for a while. All the usual going away criteria apply, so please water the plants, make fun of fonts, discuss deep philosophical issues amongst yourselves, drink my booze, and pick up any packages that arrive. Note: any packages marked NOT PORN are definitely not pornography. Take care of my tweeds and see you in a few weeks.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Farawayzistan: The place where I am going
I’ll be far away for a while. All the usual going away criteria apply, so please water the plants, make fun of fonts, discuss deep philosophical issues amongst yourselves, drink my booze, and pick up any packages that arrive. Note: any packages marked NOT PORN are definitely not pornography. Take care of my tweeds and see you in a few weeks.
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VA-CAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll pick up your packages. Hope I, er, you get some good stuff!
Happy trails, jc
Good news, Dr. No.
ReplyDeleteSo glad to see you've gotten over your agoraphobia and that you are FINALLY leaving your bat cave for an extended period.
Have a blast: now did you say we can OPEN the packages?
Enjoy, Tweed-Clad-Crusader!
ReplyDeleteWe'll take care of the bat cave. And any packages marked Cheetos that we leave behind will most definitely NOT contain Cheetors...since we've already proven to be quite the Cheeto Vultures during previous parties, er, I mean, blogsittings.
ReplyDeleteWe'll miss you. Safe travels.
Um, that's CheetOs, not CheetoRs. Though perhaps we Cheeto fans could be considered "Cheetors." The bags still would not contain Cheetors. Unless someone gets into the whiskey, that is, and thinks the bag a right lovely sleeping bag type situation. In which case, they're on their own.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone snooped through Dr. No's satchel yet? Perhaps for Cheetos, booze, or gender clues? Has anyone checked to see if Dr. No has cable? Cause I don't.
ReplyDeleteI haven't. But only because Dr. No craftily took it along for the trip.
ReplyDeleteI have an idea: let's decorate the place for the holidays! I'll begin by scattering pink flamingos with Santa hats about the front yard.
I haven't. But only because Dr. No craftily took it along.
ReplyDeleteHey, let's decorate the place for the holidays! I'll begin by scattering pink flamingoes with Santa hats about the front yard...
I'll get some fake reindeer with fake reindeer poop.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be greatly missed. Have a great time!
ReplyDeleteNice, GEW! But only if they're fake. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll also hang up my repeated comment since I have two of them up there due to the nonappearing first one which, apparently, made a comeback. So to recap, for me that's (1) pink flamingo statues with Santa hats and (2) excessive commentary decorations.
Anyone else?
jeezus kryst Ink... I'm cutting you off! Gimme your stacks of sudafed before you start ramming dangling participles together with CheetOs in whacked out wacky ways. Step away from the Enter button!
ReplyDeleteI'll try some blog decor.
*picture a candy cane here*
I feel the festivity, it's festive.
jc
Nice candy cane. But: you can't muffle me, JC. Muhaha --GACK! SNERK! COUGH!
ReplyDeleteSorry. Choked on an eggnog/Cheeto cocktail there...
Actually, perhaps you're right. I will shut up now. At least momentarily. Cheers!
i love you
ReplyDeleteI'm over at Dr. No's waiting from the people from one of those TV design shows to get here. I'm going to tell them that Dr. No really likes purple velvet.
ReplyDeleteGEW, Dr. No wants bales of hay superglued to the walls and CDs strung from the ceiling. The purple velvet would go beeeooooteeefully. Ask for designer Hildi from Trading Spaces.
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