You know, if Nicolas Cage had been sent to Arkansas I could put that whole “Con Air” incident behind me. By incident, I refer simply to having watched the entire film.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
So, there I was. Just drinking some coffee and reading the newspaper. I read a short blurb about two convicted murderers in an Arkansas jail that escaped from prison. You can read the story here (they were later caught). Here’s the thing though, “…the uniforms the inmates wore in their escape are made at the prison.” Uhm, what? Did I read that correctly? Apparently both prison guard and police uniforms are made at the prison. Would the guard uniform sewing room be located adjacent to the hacksaw factory? Are uniforms made between locksmithing and FBI-badge metalsmithing classes? I am confused. Why are there ANY inmates left? Has anyone counted the number of guards lately?