Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Shit Rainbows Followers Look For A Pot Gold Underwear

What? Do you have a problem with that title? What does it mean you ask? Fuck if I know. What does that mean? Why would someone Google that? Under what circumstances is that something worth googling? I suspect the answer could be very funny, or very, very strange— probably both. Please person who googled that, do it again! Come back here and explain yourself! Did your previous Acadamnit experience leave you wanting more information about pot of gold underwear for your rainbow shits? What did you eat to make yourself shit rainbows? Can I have some? C’mon share! Are you a leprechaun? I don’t know any leprechauns, you could be my first! (If you’re a unicorn, fuck off. I’ve known your type before and you are all insufferable jackasses, you can just shit rainbows all over yourselves for all I care). Pot of gold underwear? That would be really uncomfortable, it’s summer after all and I don’t think gold vessels would look very good under shorts. Look, just come back and explain yourself. Please? Pretty please with fairies vomiting butterflies on top?
Posted by Dr. No

16 comments:

  1. InkAugust 4, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    O.M.G. -- ROTFL. Plus the graphic! Stop! Can't breathe...

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  2. Dr. NoAugust 4, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    See googler? You made Ink laugh! We are nice people over here, don't be shy, just explain the search.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 4, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    Please do come back. We'll help you find what you're looking for. There are parting gifts for the participants, too!

    pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. I'll give you a pony.
    jc

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  4. InkAugust 4, 2009 at 9:01 PM

    Hmmmmm. Note that it's not a "pot OF gold" but instead "pot gold," which may explain a lot...

    Anyone else craving ziti?

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  5. Dr. NoAugust 5, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Now that you metion it, I'm ravenous!

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  6. Cath@VWXYNot?August 5, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    And now, thanks to this post title showing up in my self-updating blog roll widget thingy, I'm getting these hits too!

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  7. Dr. NoAugust 5, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    Oh sorry Cath, I hadn't even thought of that...perhaps we could turn this into some kind of viral google search...

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  8. Clio BluestockingAugust 5, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    I think you would have to eat Skittles to shit rainbows.

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  9. Dr. NoAugust 5, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    I bet you'd have to eat ALL the red ones, then ALL the orange ones, then ALL yellow...

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  10. InkAugust 5, 2009 at 8:05 PM

    LOL on the Skittles.

    Btw, your graphic stylings are always fab, Dr. No, but this one made me spit coffee on my keyboard!

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  11. AnonymousAugust 6, 2009 at 4:38 AM

    Actually, I think you need 7 unicorns, each eating a different Skittle color in line ROYGBIV to shit out one big continuous rainbow. I wonder what makes the stars and hearts?

    I bet this is how candy buttons are made too. with unicorn shit. jc

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  12. Candid EngineerAugust 6, 2009 at 5:57 AM

    LOL, thanks for the laugh this a.m. :)

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  13. Clio BluestockingAugust 7, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Lucky charms make the stars and hearts.

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  14. AnonymousAugust 8, 2009 at 7:18 AM

    I knew the shit-eating grin on that little leprechaun meant he was up to no good. He was hiding the lucky charm shits in the kitteh litter! Clio, you've been promoted from Gumshoe to Investigator. Damn fine sleuthing. jc

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