Friday, March 5, 2010

Lost And Found

Wow! Thanks њѲѣфдά*! I do want some Japanese porn! њѲѣфдά was thoughtful enough to leave me a comment with a link to porn. I feel so lucky. Surely, њѲѣфдά doesn’t leave porn links for just any old blogger. It’s a RELIEF actually. I’ve been blogging for well over a year now. It has amazed me that none of you, my smart educated reader peeps, ever thought to send me Japanese porn links. Really! What’s up with that? Clearly this blog is just a plea for links to Asian porn and term-paper writing websites. Until њѲѣфдά came along I was beginning to wonder if anyone was ever going to notice my true agenda. It’s so obvious! It’s just been one long endless plea for naked Asian chicks. Geez. Do you see it now? Do you blog-readers in your fancy professor pants? Do you blog-readers with your all grammatically correct thoughtful prose? (Yeah, I’m a little jealous). How about you stoned students? Well? My new best blog bud њѲѣфдά got it. Damn straight they did. Now, if I could only find links to a website that will give me a great car loan (regardless of my credit history), enable me turn a picture of myself into a cartoon (a personal dream), add all kinds of blinky bouncy things to my blog (so classy), and finish my coursework online for the Associates Degree in "Assistant to the Physicians’ Assistants’ Office Clerk Cause This Ain’t A Real Medical Degree” degree that I’ve been working on I’d be all set!

* Sorry њѲѣфдά but that's the best approximation of your name I can come up, it translates to Assface no?

6 comments:

  1. њѲѣфдά visited my blog too, and left me a link to a nice website. But I deleted the comment because I am a LADY.

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  2. I'm afraid to click on it. Assface is a telling font, indeed. It's next to Douchecanoe New and Impact Shitty in the menu.
    jc

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  3. Yeah, I've been wondering why you didn't bedazzle your blog with a bunch of blinkies...

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  4. њѲѣфдά, or his best cousin, visited me too. But he left no link. :( Just a line of indecipherable characters.

    Sadly, I did not show appropriate appreciation for his contribution, and I deleted the comment.

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  5. Ooooh, oooooh, get one of those tickers, too, to show how many words you've written or how many days until something totally uninteresting to the rest of the world happens. Or how many Asian porn sites you've visited to date.

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  6. He didn't visit the Asian porn site to *date* exactly....

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